So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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