is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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