I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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