O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
