Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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