Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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