What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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