It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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