What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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