I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
