i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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