This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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