told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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