A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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