I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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