I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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