omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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