HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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