I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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