Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Mom said you looked used
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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