i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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