I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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