Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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