Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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