The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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