absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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