So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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