yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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