So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Blood and glitter go together right?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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