New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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