worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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