Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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