That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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