don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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