You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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