weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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