But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Randomize
