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(859): View more from Kentucky

Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.

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(904): View more from Florida

just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?

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probably "functioning vagina, must touch"

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(239): View more from Florida

In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches

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(973): View more from New Jersey

you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle

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