mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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