I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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