It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
It's just like the Real World with babies
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
