are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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