Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
you would pick up someone in the library
Everything about him screamed your future.
you didnt know i had herpes?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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