I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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