She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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