I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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