I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I want a musical about memes.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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