My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
wow bdsm is so cute
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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