im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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