Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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