What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
