I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We have so much sex to catch up on
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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