I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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