Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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