I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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